Remember, Remember...

I don't know what it is, but large events such as the fireworks display in my town often seem to draw the worst groups of people together. Much like Social Dispatch, I too become slightly wary when you place alcohol, fire (works) and stupid people together in large groups surrounded by children. It felt like the fireworks were a very pretty flame, drawing all of the scummy and low life moths that inhabit my town towards it. I think the worst thing was that it wasn't always the Chavs being idiots, it was the adults letting their kids do some really stupid things with sparklers. However prize idiot of the night award goes to the clever (Chav) man who thought it would be a good idea to let a firework off in the car park, once the display had finished and everyone was walking back to their car or home. I saw him do it too, I really wanted to go up to him, grab him by the neck and scream in his face "Are you an idiot or just plain stupid?!" Such violence Carmelo, tut tut.

I would also like to wish my Missus a very, very happy 19th birthday. Love you darlin'!